It’s not nice to keep a lady waiting…
It’s not nice to keep a lady waiting…
cosplayer is me, photos from kk
Only the finest birthday cake.
Damara Megido - schoolgirl remix
Sorry, lactoria, that this is ending up on your gorgeous photoset. Some of you might have forgotten this, but Nudestuck used to update only when it received new content, and that could be anywhere from days to months apart. Since coming on as admins—seeing as we’re round four for this blog—we’ve worked very hard to change this. And by “worked very hard,” we mean spend anywhere from one to five hours (unfortunately, this is neither a joke nor an exaggeration) per day that Nudestuck updates to track down content, plus come up with something cute to say at the bottom. Is that a complaint? Nope, every second of it is a labor of love. And in return for that, we ask one thing: that if you want your photos featured, that you submit an ID with them.
Now, based on the number of asks we get on the reasoning behind the ID rules, it appears that said reasoning needs to be made even more clear. Why do we keep these “draconian” ID rules? Well, people, there’s a group called the FBI (among others) out there, and they really don’t like something called child pornography. And since we post explicit, NFSW photos, we have to make sure that no one is underage in them. Ergo, the ID rules.
Finally, to the point of all of this: it is unfair to both you the viewers and you the cosplayers to have a few cosplayers posting all of the content—after all, it isn’t their responsibility to fill this blog with content (even if they are really awesome for trying to). If you need a recap of the events that led up to this, we would suggest you look at the last news post. We’re still going to do what we’ve been doing as admins, but we aren’t going to post on a set schedule anymore. We’ll post as often as we can—that doesn’t mean we’re going to stop posting, stop asking, or that you’re off the hook if you want your content on here. To be slightly more positive for a second, things will probably look up a bit as soon as exam season ends and con season gets into full swing.
There is no reason to 8e so nervous, especially considering you are only dreaming.
*Again, thanks to everyone who’s been submitting, but we’re still taking it day-by-day, and we would still appreciate responses from all o you wonderful cosplayers!
Land sakes alive, we are cooking with petrol now!
*While we’re certainly still desperate for submissions, many, many thanks to those of you who have sent in photos over the last few days.
The Knight (Doesn’t) Wear Prada
*We still don’t have any buffer, and we still need submissions and responses so that Nudestuck can post at all Friday and beyond! So please feel free to send in a reblog request with ID (if you haven’t submitted in the past), or an entire original submission (which we can post anonymously, if you’d like); you can always check out our Rules and FAQs pages for details. Til Friday!
In lieu of naked bodies*, tonight we’re going to finally answer the anonymous asks in our inbox:
We don’t know of any with all four beta kids, but would all four alpha kids suffice for now?
If you’re asking if we know of any nudestuck gifs, check our archive and the nudestuck tag.
We don’t usually ask people to go off anon, but in this case, if you could please message us off anon, we’d be happy to talk about it with you.
For the record, we have received acceptable intra-governmental ID before, but we *completely* understand why you would be unwilling to use your military ID; if you have no other form of identification (a scan of your birth certificate along with a non-governmental photo ID such as a school ID would be acceptable, if over-the-top), then we’re sorry, but there’s nothing we can really do.
And a continual reminder to all you cosplayers of how much people appreciate the work you do!
Mod 1: AH-HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAAAAaaaaa…
Mod 2: In all seriousness, both of us would love to see this community still thriving in 4-5 years, and we’d love to accept your submission at that time. ^^
And on that note:
This definitely sounds like something we (mods and community both) would be interested in, please do keep us posted!
*Since we’ve been on the reduced schedule the past couple of weeks, content and ID submissions have continued to trail off. We’ve been saved a couple of times by some truly wonderful cosplayers and their last-minute submissions (truly, thank all of you again, both recently, and throughout Nudestuck’s past!), and while people have been posting nudestuck, you haven’t been responding to our asks for ID. We have exactly three IDs of cosplayers who’ve also been actively posting nudestuck, and we’ve always tried very hard to uphold a maximal diversity of cosplayers, regardless of the high quality of content across the board; to those who’ve submitted in the past/we’ve already received your ID, we know it’s the beginnings of both exam and con seasons, and that you’re trying to finish your cosplays and are busy. But if you have been posting nudestuck recently, and you haven’t seen your content on this blog, there’s a reason. We cannot assume, nor do we know, that you’re 18+; nor is saying you’d be happy to submit ID the same as actually doing so. If that seems blunt, it is. We have tried subtlety in the past, it does not work. We need to hear from you in order for this blog to continue providing fresh content. Thus, if we are in the same position come Monday, we cannot in good conscience do anything but place Nudestuck on indefinite hiatus. That is, by Monday, April 22, 2013, before 10:00 PM EST (7:00 PM PST), we’d need to actually receive ID (either in response to an ask or of your own volition), an original submission (also with ID), or a link to reblog (if you’ve submitted in the past).
does this count as nudestuck???
As of right now, it officially does.
H: Channel your inner catgirl!
been wanting to do something involving my feline side for some time and dear sweet Meulin sprang to mind. she is adorable and i wanted to give her a try.
arsenicCatnip and Old Lace?
ALL THE POSITIONS.
Part 1 of Kanaya nudestuck!
Yes, green nipples again - people are going to start thinking I’ve got some kind of weird mutant nipple disease :D Seriously, Kanaya was a lot more fun than I was expecting. I need to work a little more on the horns before I do Porrim though.
"I want to say something about the thong, because it’s there, and it’s shiny, and it’s green, and it’s the right color for once…”
— Administrator 1
While we wait for my shark week to GO AWAY so I can feel comfortable again to take pictures for photosets… Have this.
I had this lying around for a while and, yeah. Bondage!trickster!Davesprite anyone?
If it isn’t OBVIOUS, the purple skin color is a bad photoshop job I did. Because I took this picture just for the hell of it, and like hell i would paint my skin for that.
Fun fact: that’s a jawbreaker ball gag. Those things are super amusing by the way. I wear them by myself sometimes, because why the hell not? After all, if you have no one to use things with, why not take matters on your own hands?
I actually wanted to do more with t!Davesprite dear, specially now that my wings are properly colored and all, but aaaah, I don’t even know. I’m probably the only one way too madly in love with this character.
Don’t even know why I’m tagging this with nudestuck, since you can’t see ANYTHING.